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But then again, buried under the KOI pond that caused the ‘accident’ wherein a skewer got stuck up her arse and rearranged her eyebrows, does have a delicious irony to it.

My Wife Thinks I’m Deeply Flawed
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Malky McEwan
Malky McEwan

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