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…e as thick as pig shit. You are so lucky you had legs up to your ass in your 20s … and such an ass. How in Zeus’ name have you managed to morph into your best body part? Ass.

My Wife Thinks She Probably Would, Maybe Choose Me Again
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Malky McEwan
Malky McEwan

Written by Malky McEwan

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Born storyteller. Born curious. Fascinated with what makes people tick and how the world works. https://malkymcewan.medium.com/subscribe

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