Do I know how to make a criminal amount of money from the least words written? — Yes! — Do I sweat more blood than any other writer? — probably not Do I toil longer and harder than any other writer? — Again, no. Do I make the most money? — Not on your life. Do I know how to make a criminal amount of money from the least…

Shh, don’t tell anyone — do these best things instead — Do you remember when you were a teenager, and you could wake at the crack of noon and still not need to pee until Judge Rinder came on? Things change. Hairs sprout from the end of your nose. Knees ache. Hips click. …

Close your eyes and try this simple test — Can standing on one leg really predict how long you will live? According to research, Yes Kyoto University researchers led by Yasuharu Tabara have identified poor balance as an indicator of potential stroke and reduced lifespan. The research studied a group of 1,300 middle-aged and older people. They found that being unable to balance…

I had to laugh when I compared it to what we did in the police — In a leaked memo, Elon Musk sent every employee in Tesla his six rules for productivity. Unsurprisingly, they are good. I had to laugh when I compared it to what we did in the police — and I bet they are still doing it. #1. Leave a meeting if you are not contributing. Walk out of a meeting or…

That’s like saying it needs more stupidity and lies — Not the only rocket in town Twitter’s new owner Billionaire Elon Musk has taken a swipe at his new company’s left-wing bias. He’s escalated his rhetoric, accusing the Democrats of being the “party of division & hate.” It is only since his bid for Twitter was accepted that he has revealed his controversial thinking. “I can no longer support…

Also, the best flight hack, cheapest hotel booking site, and a travel tip worth remembering — Travel advice, tips, and hacks come in all colours of pale yellow liquid. In no order of importance, except for the last one — that’s really important. 7. Do it yourself WTF are you paying a travel agent all that money for? Some people always book for themselves. They scour the internet for cheap…

You can still be a nice person, though — Beer. Bourbon. Bloody Mary. Daylight shot through a gap in the curtains and stabbed me in the eyes. “You smell like a brothel,” said a disapproving voice. It took me a second to compute. “You mean a brewery?” I looked at my wife and giggled like a little kid. I was still drunk. “Everything…

It sounds like an alien species, but it lives in your galaxy — You can’t deny it. They are weird. Titification The females of the strangest animal in all the universe (and some males) spend hours titifying their bodies, daubing their faces with colour, attaching shiny baubles to their protuberances, and removing excess keratin. Prior to displaying themselves to their kind, they spray themselves…

Efficacy and safety proved in a randomised, double-blind, placebo-controlled trial — Is this the Holy Grail for us fatties? The world is suffering an obesity epidemic. Worldwide obesity has tripled since 1975. Over 1.9 billion adults are overweight, a third of whom are obese. Obesity kills more people than the underweight. In 2020, forty million children under the age of five were overweight or obese. …