Close your eyes and try this simple test

Can standing on one leg really predict how long you will live?

According to research, Yes

Kyoto University researchers led by Yasuharu Tabara have identified poor balance as an indicator of potential stroke and reduced lifespan.

The research studied a group of 1,300 middle-aged and older people. They found that being unable to balance…

I had to laugh when I compared it to what we did in the police

In a leaked memo, Elon Musk sent every employee in Tesla his six rules for productivity. Unsurprisingly, they are good.

I had to laugh when I compared it to what we did in the police — and I bet they are still doing it.

#1. Leave a meeting if you are not contributing.

Walk out of a meeting or…

What they are seeing at the epicentre of the spread in South Africa

I can’t make this funny, it’s too serious.

We’ve all had a time of it. Covid has seen the world follow the 5 stages of grief:

  • Shock and denial.
  • Anger.
  • Bargaining.
  • Depression.
  • Acceptance.

The upward turn saw us reconstruct and work through the worst of it. Despite the death of…

Twitter Tavern, Instagram Inn, WhatsApp Wine Bar, Tik Tok Taproom or…

The Facebook Flophouse

Hi.

Hello.

You really need to see this, it’s brilliant, A1, THE BEST!

What?

This picture.

That’s a picture of a full English breakfast.

Yeah… want to see what I’m having for lunch?

Okay, everybody. Stop What You Are Doing

Why?

It’s John’s birthday. You have to wish him a happy birthday.

But I don’t know John.

Hint: It isn’t business, maths or physics

My guess would have been computing, as studied by Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg, but it isn’t. Both these bright sparks dropped out to launch their startups.

It’s not physics, mathematics, engineering, or business either.

The answer is economics.

Elon Musk graduated with a Bachelor of Science in Physics, but…

Malky McEwan

When logic and reasoning fail — try funny instead. Contact: malkymcewan@gmail.com

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