One of the best things I did with my kid.

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On Jamie’s 18th birthday


How to be as happy as a child

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Photo by Terricks Noah on Unsplash

Humans are limited only by their lack of curiosity.


They only want to tell you about…

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And how to get off without a ticket if stopped by the police.

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It takes a strength of character few possess.

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And their sparklingly wicked, prophetic, or remarkable quotes.

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This is the order they popped into my head.

The Hobbit — J.R.R Tolkein.


Russian researchers attached GPS trackers to migrating eagles, but it cost more than they bargained for.

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Russian scientists wanted to know where their steppe eagles went when they migrated.

They didn’t reckon on roaming charges.


You could be missing out on an opportunity.

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Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash

My boss once told me I don’t suffer fools gladly.

“When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It’s only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.” Ricky Gervais.


HUMOR

To be, (a writer), or not to be: that is the question.

William Shakespeare pondering at his desk.
William Shakespeare pondering at his desk.
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Mobile phones, police radios and an angry chief.

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Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash

Nowadays, everyone has a mobile.

“I’m starving, where is the nearest kebab shop?”

“Is it safe to reheat mushroom risotto?”

“My wife won’t have sex with me.”

“I’ve…

Malky McEwan

Wrote a funny memoir, people liked it so he wrote some more. Creator of Killer Stories on Medium - stories with a twist/humour.

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