Am I the Best Writer on This Platform ?— Um… No

Do I know how to make a criminal amount of money from the least words written? — Yes!

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Do I sweat more blood than any other writer? — probably not

Do I toil longer and harder than any other writer? — Again, no.

Do I make the most money? — Not on your life.

Do I know how to make a criminal amount of money from the least words written? — Yes!

It’s not books or blogging. It’s not copywriting or colouring books. It’s not non-fiction or novels. It’s not poems or writing platforms.

Its ransom notes:

Yeah — ransom notes.

Ten words = £1,000 a word. Beat that J.K. Rowling.

Or you could pop into a bank with this note :

I reckon that could get you as much as £50k. There are only nine words so that works out at £5,555 per word.