I was saddened to see the first interaction to this announcement was a single clap from a fuckwit self promoting his story. It put a full stop on your decision.

I can't argue with it, Bruce. I get it. Understand completely.

I'll look forward to seeing what you produce in the future. I've no doubt it will be engaging, funny, satirical, ironic, enigmatic, well written and somewhere in there it will mention your bollocks.

I admit, your decision has had me mulling over my future here.

Your departure from publishing will make the platform a tiny bit less interesting, unique, exciting or as informed about your sex life.

I'm not so bothered about the last one - just in case you feel it necessary to privately message me about your privates and any action they may or may not be getting.

I'll still look forward to you accompanying me on my walks with monkey dog.

All the best mate. Especially with your new project in Italy.