In a phone box in Falkirk.

Picture a drunk 300-pound primate who is shitting through the eye of a needle, after too much sun-ripened Mexican chili, releasing a load while standing because the seats are dir…
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Jul 27, 2022
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In a phone box in Falkirk.
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Written by Malky McEwan11.3K Followers
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Born storyteller. Born curious. Fascinated with what makes people tick and how the world works. https://malkymcewan.medium.com/subscribe
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