My wife just asked me what I was laughing at.

I recall my first sexual experience … my hips were thrusting away like pistons and she was still coming up the stairs. With that level of inexperience, I could have jackhammered her a new naval or eardrum without real…
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Malky McEwan
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Jul 13, 2023
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My wife just asked me what I was laughing at.
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Born storyteller. Born curious. Fascinated with what makes people tick and how the world works. https://malkymcewan.medium.com/subscribe
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