My wife's cousin was distraught when her only daughter came home with a girlfriend. I had to double-take, "...like you didn't know?" WTF. And OMG she is such a delight, her girl, and her girlfriend is the nicest person AND they are a happy as Happy McHearty from Heavensville.
My wife said she feels for her because she is her only daughter. I said, "How do you think her daughter feels?"
They announced they are getting married. I'm so much looking forward to the wedding. And whispering, "Don't worry. You inherit everything."